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badvanilla79:

fuks:

A Vancouver charity, RainCity Housing, is converting city benches into pop-up shelters for homeless people. And by giving homeless people in this rainy city some dry coverage and a place to rest, RainCity is putting London’s anti-homeless spikes to shame.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.", I guess London is filled with kinky fucks!

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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

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aanubis:

susemoji:

NEW QUEEN ON THE BLOCK

I LOVE HIM

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minori0000:

I was painted roses.

Kiomono remade by minori.

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sonnyforpresident:

acatwalkedacrossthekeyboard:

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queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

The only problem is, they could only do this for one season (unless they delay showing it for a REALLY long time), because then the twist would be spoiled.

What they do is they film several seasons at a time.

please make this happen

sonnyforpresident:

acatwalkedacrossthekeyboard:

computationalcalculator:

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

The only problem is, they could only do this for one season (unless they delay showing it for a REALLY long time), because then the twist would be spoiled.

What they do is they film several seasons at a time.

please make this happen

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athyriumotophorum:

My moss terrarium that I made with my Grandmother’s old tea kettle that she gave to me. In the terrarium are mosses, grasses, rocks, and clovers. One clover decided to sprout through the spout :)

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