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wonderdontwander:

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life how have I never seen it before omg

wonderdontwander:

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life how have I never seen it before omg

(Source: sydneyprosser, via only-on-weekends)

— 3 hours ago with 118331 notes

i was tagged by Cam to do some questions

rules:

I IGNORE YOUR RULES.

1. What is your favourite type of bread? White? Brown? Tiger?? ? BAgUEtTE?? ?? ?

TIGER NYAM NYAM NYAM

2. What is your favourite song right now?

UH…. I don’t know D; I’m listening to a lot of elbow atm lets leave it there.

3. If you could go into any video game universe and live there/endure the adventure, which would it be? (Knowing that if it was a dangerous one, you would have similar powers to the protagonists of the games)

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TASK

TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND

SEARCHING FAR AND WIDDE

EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND

THE POWER THATS INSIDE

POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL!

4. Favourite flavour of milk? (can be vegan milks, obvs)

semi skimmmed

5. Which app do you use most on your phone??

google hangouts.. and snapchat..

6. In 5 years, what do you think your fashion sense will be like?

the same as it is now.. shirts and vintagee dresses

7. Would you rather have no books/movies or no taste buds?

FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK…..no books/movies

8. Look at your feet. Does their current state (in socks, in shoes, barefoot) reflect your general attitude towards life?

well my socks are green with an angry face on them. so no.

9. What is your favourite herb? (it better be parsley)

anise star

10. Do you collect anything? (a particular brand, coins, badges, band albums, etc)

i collect masquerade masks and tea cups

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sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

(Source: ldrsociety, via insaniam-ab-intra)

— 10 hours ago with 208304 notes

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via insaniam-ab-intra)

— 10 hours ago with 36956 notes

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

If you don’t follow me on snapchat you’re missing out

the tragic finale

image

image

(via neverlanddowntherabbithole)

— 10 hours ago with 170689 notes

allrightfine:

The Stages of David Tennant’s Facial Hair.
(the most important post I will ever make.)

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— 10 hours ago with 18936 notes